iPhone 5

The iPhone 5 will be out on October 4st, introduced by Tim Cook. I wish Steve Jobs that his company won't collapse without him – but it won't forget about him, either.

iPhone 5 will run iOS 5 (which allows synchronization and updates wirelessly and even without a computer), have an 8 megapixel camera, A5 processor from iPad 2, and moreover:



You see some ultra thin design ;-), laser keyboards ;-), holographic display ;-). You will be able to change the shape of extra dimensions of spacetime and your sex. Here are a couple of extra functions:



Steve Jobs has mostly retired. He's been an extraordinary leader of the computer industry, one of the super well-deserved billionaires. I have never been an Apple person but I always did admire him.




It's much more remarkable that the left-wing snobs liked him, or at least pretended to do so. It's something I am actually not getting. He was one of a small number of visible billionaires who hasn't publicly paid a penny to charities etc. Maybe it's his charisma or Arab biological roots that made the difference.

At any rate, Steve Jobs has been a hero of technology and a hero of capitalism.