Today, global warming causes...

Global warming hasn't been seen for ten years but despite the absence, it causes a lot of things. According to the mainstream media, during the last day, global warming caused

• ... 1.6 million kidney stones ("the most compelling science to date"!)
• ... malaria increase
• ... helicobacter pylori in the stomach
• ... obesity of Filipinos
• ... lower IQ (PC people won't like this one even if they like AGW)
• ... collapse of European beer
  
• ... Russians, including a dog, to abandon ice
• ... threats to water supplies in D.C.
  
• ... multiplication of pests
• ... that clean air becomes a life threat
  
• ... that Robert Redford writes poems
• ... that penises grow bigger
• ... that Utah boy becomes a hero
  
  
  
  
  
• ... Antarctic melting
• ... increase of floods
  
• ... that flat TV screens are deadly
• ... global cooling
  
• ... Dafur and Black Hawk down (satire)
• ... and 43,000 other things in the last month
  

Incidentally, after many years, the American Physical Society just noticed the following:

There is a considerable presence within the scientific community of people who do not agree with the IPCC conclusion that anthropogenic CO2 emissions are very probably likely to be primarily responsible for the global warming that has occurred since the Industrial Revolution.